Friday, February 22, 2008

8 Goofiest Dog Products Ever

Dog Food Mix
It's so easy to make your own dog food at home: just add meat, veggies and water...
Sojo's European-Style Dog Food Mix $29.95/10 lb bag

Doggy Sunglasses
Of COURSE your hound wants to look like Jackie O. Are you kidding me? Besides, like the store says, "dogs need protection from the sun too."
Darling Doggles Sunglasses $29.99

Pheromone Plug-In
This is like a Glade Plug-In air freshener, only it releases pheramones all over the house. Oh boy!
Comfort Zone with D.A.P. $13.09

Anklets
For When you want your dog to look like a hooker...
Fabulous Flower Anklets $19.99

Keg Neck Ornament
Actual copy from the product page: “Your dog doesn't have to be a Saint Bernard to wear it. Any dog would look good in this beautiful keg.”
Oak Keg $138.00

Case of Dog Wine
Well, it's not really dog wine. It's actually..."dog gravy." It just looks like dog wine. Does this make sense to anyone?
Pino Leasheo $179

Yogurt Drops
'Cuz you know how dogs crave yogurt...
Vitakraft Yogurt Drops $2.99

Dog Panties
More actual copy from the product page: "Very, very cute for your female dog to wear under her dresses!"
I am not even going to comment on this.
Sweetie Panties $32.99

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yes some of these are dumb but the panties have a purpose they are actually made for female dogs that bleed during there heat. its like a sanatary garment for dogs. I know that i would rather have that on my dog then blood on my couch.